... There's been a lot of news coverage about the members of teams that are responsible for nuclear missiles cheating on exams that test their proficiency. Apparently, the scores were being boosted by the inclusion of people like cooks. They had low scores in handling nuclear weapons. On the other hand, their soufflés rarely fell. ... My wife and I needed to pick up some food at Trader Joe's for an event. So she reminded me we needed to take a different exit than we usually. "It's Exit 2B," she said. "You sure?" I replied. "Or not 2B?" So if the leader of the Sex Pistols visited Hamlet's home country, would we say there's someone Rotten in the state of Denmark? ... I'm promoting a new line of food that's designed to look like health food. It's called "Just Like Nature". Your friends will think you are eating health food, but will be consuming the salt, fat and sugar and that your body demands. ... Scientists utilizing principles of quantum physics have developed a new encryption technology. Details aside, the protocol is known as 1-2 random oblivious transfer, which I think describes my daughter's spending habits.