My posts would be of a cat dropping a dead mouse on the porch or coughing up a fur ball on the bed while we are sleeping. I don't think those will go viral. (The mouse might be viral, but that's another story.) I've been trying to teach our cat to play Chopin. But she's just not getting it. ... Now that the Dog the Bounty Hunter show has been cancelled, Dog is getting a chance to audition as Kelly Ripa’s co-host. A trial run was disappointing when Dog tried to handcuff other guests. A planned episode has Kelly braiding Dog’s hair into corn rows while his wife discusses weight loss and anger management. … AOL seems to be engaging in truth in advertising. One of the opening page links had "Please watch this hardly amusing video as an excuse for us to show you an ad you’re not interested in." ... The mob is going high tech. There's a new service routing application that can be accessed via mobile devices. It lets bosses schedule enforcers and shows the fastest route to the next stop along with services to be provided: breaking a collar bone, knee capping, etc. It also defines business terms such as vigorish and how to tell a left knee from a right knee and calculates interest on loans utilizing the accelerated loan sharking interest schedule, the CDGR (Compound Daily Growth Rate) method. The new product is called Felon-E.