Christmas is always so cheery because of the festive decorations. Even the hookers at the local Red Roof Inn in our town here in New Jersey were festooned in their holiday finest. … And the winner of the Larry King-Hugh Hefner award for 2012 is Rolling Stone guitarist Ronnie Wood, who married his fiancee, Sally Humphreys. He is 65 years old; she is 34. It's not only a May-December romance; it reflects different geological eras. The British newspaper "The Sun" quoted Wood as saying "I'm feeling great". Most of the Stones are lucky to be feeling anything at all. Wood and original stone, Keith Richards, will star in a remake of the "Night of the Living Dead". Makeup won't be necessary. Woods and Richards look like Dorian Gray's picture after an exceptionally hard night. Actually, the 86-year-old Hefner looks better than Wood or Richards. It's attributed to cleaner living. ... Things we did not get so far in 2012 include world peace and a deal between Congressional Republicans and President Obama to avoid the fiscal cliff. The consensus is that it would be far easier to achieve world peace. However, world peace is not as important since it doesn't impact our tax bills.