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RANDOM THOUGHTS: HERCULES

HerculesThe new seven trials of Hercules: Untangling the cords connected to the computer under his desk. Find a parking space in midtown Manhattan during business hours. Explaining the definitions on a W-4 form to someone who has never filled one out. Obtaining a coach seat for a flight you want using frequent flyer miles. Contacting the proper person at the average customer service department using the contact information from a company.

Serving as re-election manager for Toronto mayor Rob Ford [Actually a trick question, he just gave up].  Serving as Rob Ford’s weight loss manager. … Definition of a bad day: when you have to say "I've fallen and I refuse to get up."… You know what they always say, "The best offense is a good, overwhelmingly and completely surprise attack, Oh yeah just said that today. … You can't expect the unexpected. Or can you? ….

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