… How many Kardashians does it take to change a light bulb? They may figure it out during the next TV season. … Weather forecast for the weekend? Cloudy with a 40-percent chance of North Korean missile attack. … There’s been talk of trying to get men more interested in yogurt. What’s really needed are new flavors like beer, nacho and pizza-flavored yogurt and a rumor that it improves sexual performance. … With yet another Carnival ship experience problems which apparently left toilets malfunctioning, it’s giving a new meaning to the term “poop deck”. … There’s an entertainment article on diet and fitness tips from three Victoria’s Secret Angels. Looking at the pictures, I’d say not eating a lot is one of the major tips. ...  Venezuelan leaders are indicating that it probably will not be possible to exhibit the body of the recently deceased president Hugo Chavez as planned because the preservation process was not started soon enough. This will disappoint thousands who were looking forward to their visit to Hugoland.