... In the upcoming reprise of the TV show "24", Jack Bauer forgets to turn his clock ahead for daylight time and is an hour late for torturing an enemy agent. "I forgot, is that spring back, twist the guy's arm forward?" he asks colleague David Palmer. But they laugh off the episode when they realize that with the growing daylight, they can move their torture sessions outside and enjoy the fresh air. ... I had a dream this week that I was bumped from an airplane flight. As compensation I was given one of those little paper containers that contain a goldfish that are handed out at carnivals. I probably should not print this and give them any ideas. They'd probably charge extra if you want a live goldfish. .. At break during the dress rehearsal for the opera I'm performing in, I told guys in the tenor section "The night is in 4/4 and my bladder is in 6/8." (Okay, that's a real musician joke). ... An exposé reveals that for Suzanna's boyfriend, it did rain all night the day he left.