Watched the zombie contagion movie “World War Z” last week. There’s was a plan to have Zombie meals sold at McDonald’s but the restaurant was afraid the zombies would bite characters from other movies. There will, however, be a commercial tie in. Star Brad Pitt will be a spokesman for the new spray, “Zombie-B-Gone”  … Zombies in the movie were grotesque with misshapen features and teeth that made them look British. But really they are the kinds of people that look perfectly acceptable after a few drinks and it’s near closing time at the bar. “You know despite all that snarling and her tendency to bite people, she’s really pretty hot.” … I’ve generally given up looking for free wi-fi in my hometown in Madison, Ind. I got spooked when I saw one network was “Surveillance Van1” and figured, I probably should not even try to get on even if I could break the password.