.  … Greek yogurt is wildly popular, and advertisements are starting to appear for French Yogurt. Next up is Italian yogurt, which is generally flavored with marinara sauce. The worst of the upcoming national brands is the haggis-flavored Scottish yogurt. … Democrats are coming out with a new apparel promotional line—Andrew Cuomo footwear. Named after the Democratic governor of New York, sizes are available to fit any mouth. Then there’s the new re-election campaign slogan, “Make America Not Quite So Great Again.” … An episode of “Star Trek Voyager” has crew member B'Elanna Torres, imagines she is on the Klingon Boat of the Dead. Turns out, it was filled with dishonored Klingons and former members of the Trump staff.  It’s probably the least popular episode in the franchise, outside of the rarely seen “How to Roast a Tribble” from the original series. … I was complaining to the girl next to me at the bar. She said, “I know, your wife doesn’t understand you.” I replied, “Oh, no. The problem is she understands me way too well.” ... One TV advertisement features  people checking the whiteness of their teeth against pieces of paper. I was thinking it would be much more rewarding to start with a slightly yellow strip.