... I believe the word "Florida" now has been traced to an ancient native American tribe and means "Sinkhole in the Making."  ... I have decided I'm young at heart, but old at knee. ... While at Madame Tussaud's I commented to someone how realistic the  figure of former VP Al Gore was. I was told,  "They don't have a statue. He was just visiting." Meanwhile, Gore has taken a job as spokesman for a new pet medicine called "Global Worming." My choice for the most appropriate name for a new Vegas hotel? "The Golden Fleece."...  A policeman in California pulled over a self-driving car for going too slow. This certainly portends the next version of Chips will have self-driving motorcycles pulling over self-driving cars. The problem for script writers is developing a flow of dialogue. ... Delaware officials say that shooting an emu that has been loose for 60 days is not the preferred solution. Where I'm from in Indiana, the bird wouldn't have made it past the first day before someone bagged it.