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RANDOM THOUGHTS: BRUCE JENNER

Bruce JennerI've figured out why Chris Christie thinks parents shouldn't be required to have their children vaccinated. It's a way of getting back at those who want to require travelers get vaccinated before visiting New Jersey. The governor and other anti-vaccination forces are urging parents to make a game of measles, telling them to connect dots and then see what the resulting figure resembles.

... With his ongoing sex change, Olympic athlete and Kardashian step-father Bruce Jenner is assuring his children and step-brood that they can still call him dad. By the way, I'm starting to think that the former reports that Jenner was dating Rhoda, the best friend of his ex-wife Kris, might not be on the money. ... Sadly, this all goes to show Kris was right when she looked at Jenner and said, "Bruce, you're just not the man I married." ... In Boston, it is always easy to get scrod, that mainstay of seafood cuisine, there. Judging from the round of heavy snows hitting the city, you can really get scrod there this year. Meanwhile, health officials are worrying that the accumulation of snow could strand people at sites that serve baked beans, leading to an increasingly toxic atmosphere in those place. ... Note to self on the phrase "the watched pot never boils." I watched. It got hot. It boiled. Case closed. I have also concluded that still waters do not run deep. That's why we call them still; they don't run. ... In a ironic turn of events, suspended NBC news anchor Brian Williams has been invited to a special return of the quiz show "To Tell the Truth". ... Greece has proposed a new way to settle debts with creditors. It is asking to allow citizens to pool all the loose change they have at home. The strapped country believes that will trim debt by 25 percent in two years. About 20-percent of the change is expected to be found beneath couch cushions.

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