… Many Americans don’t know that the Spanish bullfighting season kicked off on March 24. But results so far have been disappointing. Because of a management lockout, the games are being fought by replacement bulls (cows rejected by slaughterhouses). There were complaints the replacement cheerleaders also looked like cows, but most didn’t notice. … At the end of every conference, my mind is like a full glass of water. If you keep pouring more water in, it doesn’t get any fuller. … One of the latest movies is “The Croods”, primitive people in the process of discovering civilization. We have lived next door to them for several years. On the same note, a news item this week said pesticides damage the brains of bees. That explains what happened to our neighbor. The religious believe they are their brother’s keeper. My neighbor certainly needs a keeper. ... The average female updates her Facebook page 21 times a month; the average male 6. I have passed 50 updates for March. The average number of friends is 299 while the average for those 18 to 24 years old is 449. I have 372 friends so I guess it means I'm getting younger and in the middle of a sex change.