Baseball is so slow no one would ever be bitten because the players would be pausing to scratch and spit first and by that time the target would be out of the way. Wonder what the over-under was? Could be the first time the over-under is about overbite versus underbite. Oh yeah, Suarez has done this twice before. … Scientists investigating what’s inside a massive black hole have discovered that it is full of socks lost in washers.  … The day's AOL Today reports an astounding conclusion: Older celebrities don’t look as good as they did when they were younger. … And in tragic news, a Facebook member who posted one too many cute cat pictures was beaten to death by friends who had been filled with revulsion at the unending set of images of the perky felines. … The magazine “Rolling Stone” has an article about 10 artists who walked away from fame. A new list is in the works of people we wish would walk away, a substantial number of them named Kardashian.