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RANDOM THOUGHTS: SEVEN DWARVES

Seven Dwarves (from original movie trailer)I have reached that age where people worry about me when I fall asleep in public. I was snoozing at the Dolphin Hotel convention center in Orlando, Fla., when a woman asked me if I was OK. "Yeah, except for those vultures perched over in the corner," I replied. ...I also took a nostalgic tour of the Walt Disney Assisted Living Center for Retired Animated Creatures.

It was touching, but disheartening, to see the original Mickey Mouse drooling his cheese. And the angry, sputtering Donald Duck has been reducing to mumbling inherent threats against those "Little bastard squirrels". Five of the seven dwarves survive. Sleepy rarely rouses himself these days, even for meals. Grumpy disappeared and is presumed dead after muttering he was going after the family homeland under The Lonely Mountain. ... There was a lot of attention when the airplane carrying Republican vice presidential candidate Mike Pence and his party ran off the runway at LaGuardia Airport. GOP Presidential candidate Donald Trump immediately blamed Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton. ... Police say 200 pumpkins were stolen from a farm in Wayne, N.J., with video capturing the theft. The incident is being blamed on someone known as Peter Peter. He is also believed to have abandoned his wife. .... Budweiser has successfully tested the first self-driving beer truck. A spokesperson says it's not clear what will happen to the Clydesdale horses as the company shifts to a more technology oriented look. But reports of commemorative glue bottles have surfaced. ... Congressional Republicans are promoting a bill to subsidize rabbit farming. The law will be known as the Affordable Hare Act.

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