… Scientists discuss the end of the universe in terms of entropy, which essentially all motion of particles ceases as energy dissipates. In other words, the universe ends up on a couch eating potato chips and watching TV. … I got bad news from the genetic testing service, 23andMe, it has invalidated my DNA. … A new movie is being planned to update the 1994 comic love story that starred Hugh Grant and an Andie McDowell. It will be called “Four Weddings and a Quarantine”.  In the new film, the now 59-year old Grant and 62-year old McDowell both pull muscles in attempting to dance at one of the weddings. Two other repeat characters suffer the fate of the character “Gareth”, who died in the first movie. …. New Jersey is expected to allow barbers to resume business in about three weeks. Currently, the state has been adding to the famous poem “Give you your poor, your tired, your unshorn yearning to get a cut”. … Experian is reconsidering the use of the Experian Cow in commercials after one repeatedly interrupted commercials doing what cows generally do in decorating the ground.  … Hasbro is dealing with the new for social distancing with “Twister Solitaire”. In the traditional game, player spin a dial colored circles and then try to put a hand or a foot on the same colored circle while maintain contact with other circles. In the new game, players get individual twister mats and attempt to follow the instructions.