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Brad PittPig roasts are big in my home area in Indiana for special events. But what’s been lacking is a pig roast so vegetarians don’t feel left out. In a vegetarian pig roast, the pig’s friends get together and make pointed comments. “Fred’s wife says he’s so bad in bed, he can never bring home the bacon.” “You know how weird Fred is? He’s so weird he doesn’t eat like a pig.” “Oink, oink, snort.” 

Watched the zombie contagion movie “World War Z” last week. There’s was a plan to have Zombie meals sold at McDonald’s but the restaurant was afraid the zombies would bite characters from other movies. There will, however, be a commercial tie in. Star Brad Pitt will be a spokesman for the new spray, “Zombie-B-Gone”  … Zombies in the movie were grotesque with misshapen features and teeth that made them look British. But really they are the kinds of people that look perfectly acceptable after a few drinks and it’s near closing time at the bar. “You know despite all that snarling and her tendency to bite people, she’s really pretty hot.” … I’ve generally given up looking for free wi-fi in my hometown in Madison, Ind. I got spooked when I saw one network was “Surveillance Van1” and figured, I probably should not even try to get on even if I could break the password.

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