However, president Obama immediately endorsed the idea and said he would be happy to help Gingrich relocate there. He even offered the former House speaker a special book to mark the occasion called "Goodnight Newt." ... I see that after the election, former president Bill Clinton and Gingrich plan a lecture tour on “The Importance of Fidelity in a Marriage.” …  … Fans of “Lost” will be happy to know a spinoff is planned in which couples can’t find their cars in mall parking lots. It's a heart-rending search for cars and restrooms…. There was a web ad for “Best American Psychics” which says the group promotes ethical, tested readers. Why do they need a test? Can’t they just sense who’s good? … My daughter only has one piece of music in her car at the moment, a Ramones album. That was a group I missed during their heyday. Listening to them reminded me of the story about the prisoner who won $22 million in a law suit after he removed his own teeth. That's what I wanted to do after three songs.