The champion golfer is also expected to receive the Wilt Chamberlain Lifetime Performance award, which will be presented by Hall of Fame member Bill Clinton. Yeah, I know, making Tiger jokes right now are like shooting ducks in a barrel.  (Hey, you shoot what you want. I’ll shoot what I want as long as I get my fish in a row.)… I was planning an economic year in review issue. But that I thought it wouldn’t be very long after writing, “The economy sucked this year”.  What else is there? … I figured out what happened to the jobs created by stimulus spending—most went to people’s imaginary friends. …  Muckraking journalist Glenn Beck is recuperating. He had a severe bout with the gold bug. … Now that I work from my home office, I plan to buy some Xmas cheer and drink it in front of the computer for my home office party. I don’t have to worry about drunk driving and if I get soused and make a fool of myself because as my wife said, "I wouldn't notice the difference." … We got my daughter a DVD of “Interview with the Vampire” for Christmas. It’s what you’d expect from a vampire interview: “I hate the sun. I hate stakes. I got turned down for my proposed promo spot for the Red Cross. It had a snappy line, 'Give blood, it's the gift that keeps on giving.'”