...The sale of Saab to a Chinese company is a relief to all of us. Saab is like a Macintosh computer. Most of us want one, but never buy it. However, the line will be renamed as the "Death of the Glorious Martyrs" sedans and convertibles. ... The next movie in line following the hit "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakuel" will be "Alvin and the Chipmunks Meet Freddie Krueger," which will appeal to those who find the singing rodents as appealing as fingernails on a blackboard. ... A sign of age: when I watch those Victoria Fashion ads with the models wearing wings, all I keep thinking is how cumbersome those things must be for those poor girls. ... It was very upsetting when a disturbed woman knocked down Pope Benedict on Christmas Eve. Even worse, videos shows the Salehis standing next to him while he delivered Mass. ... Researchers have developed a breed of see-through gold fish. The explanation was that with dissection becoming more politically difficult, these fish can be used to show internal anatomy to students. And when they are floating upside in the bowl, you can see that their tiny hearts have stopped beating. The attempt to develop a see-through cow was halted when researchers found the results extremely disgusting.