Registering new products, like the multi-function printer we just bought, can be a pain. I think the one for the software said, "Enter your 150-chracter serial number. It can be found somewhere on the inside of the printer; we think. Next, you put your left foot in ... And then the concern over security is just getting out of hand. When I signed up for paying one bill online, I was instructed on choosing a password. "Enter your password in one of the following languages: Navajo, Ossetian or Vlach." ... Las Vegas officials were offended that President Obama talking about citizens being forced to choose between gambling or wasting their money on trivial items like food and college. What he should have said was "Las Vegas is a wonderful destination. I can't think of a better place in which hard-working people can dispose of their money. It's certainly a worthwhile investment in times like these." He also could have noted, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and if it doesn’t you should seek immediate medical attention." ... There's a sequel to the movie "Total Recall" in the works. Turns out it's about Toyota automobiles. The American automobile industry is preparing a bouquet of flowers and thank cards for delivery to Toyota's headquarters. ... A friend noted that cars are getting so technologically oriented that soon surfing the Web from your car will be routine. After a crash, the system will automatically notify first responders and will display names and addresses of local funeral homes and the prices of various service packages, along with the names of lawyers specializing in personal injury accidents.