My itinerary for my next flight, cross country to San Francisco, is scheduled to have a snack. Complete meals will be sold via competitive bidding by the flight attendants.  ...  Facebook can be so educational, Ashley Nicole, pops up under as a page under “local business” to support her campaign to become Miss Teen California. I must also say that the language has moved on. I’m not sure the following would have been considered a compliment a few years ago. She promises, “ANY amount of a donation will get you pimped on the regular by me!” Yesterday's profile picture, a bikini pose, was supposed to look sexy, but it had more the bored look that says, “Come on, hey Joe, do you wanna give it a go?” In trying to find out who Ashley Nicole is, I discovered Ashley Nicoles of all description, white, black, fullsized. There was one on Linkedin, occupation "Professional Sexercise Trainer." That could get a lot more guys interested in aerobics. But alas, I’ve reached the age where I was more attracted by the Facebook ad promising “You can finally stop Joint discomfort” and wondering if I should rejoin AARP. You know, in the 1880 census, my great-great grandfather was 60 years old and his third wife was 18. I wonder what happened to those genes?  I also got invited to the list “Are Your Smarter than the Average Person.” After looking at some of the people on Ashley’s friends list, I thought, “God, I hope so.”