. ... Role-based software is getting a bit too aggressive. I hit a button on one application and the screen flashed, "You don't really need to know this" and shut down. And then there's misleading ads out there. I answer one and found the company was actually offering role-based tailors--some did hems, others sleeves. ... I told my wife I hoped the arthritis in my right knee wouldn't limit my figure skating. She said, "Dorothy Hamill had arthritis. Couldn't you do what she did?" I said, "Yeah. But I don't think I'd look good in that hairdo." ... Tabloids say that Levi Johnston, fiance of Bristol Palin, may be the father of a baby expected by an ex-girlfriends (if that's true, how ex can she be?). This is behind the move towards the Palin-Edwards Family Planning Act now in a congressional committee. While in Alaska, former governor and VP candidate Sarah Palin proposed having Johnston neutered. ... With people over 65 years old the fastest growing segment of Facebook membership, there's also a problem with the mortality rate producing some jarring "Reconnect with" messages. Members now have the opportunity to move those know to be deceased to the new Deadbook section, where they can choose to pick "Like" for different flower arrangements and casket selections.