... Starbucks will face major issues if English-only laws are made to stick. It will have to translate things like "Venti Latte Macchiato" into "large overpriced milk and espresso." The latest holiday drink is the Mint Macchiato Rudolfo with a dash of reindeer fur for that taste of the season. ... I was looking for a short line at the airport check in so I came prepared. I walked up to one short one carrying a lantern and pick ax. “What are you?” the airline rep said. “I’m an unaccompanied miner,” I grinned. … I’m looking forward to the “Dog the Bounty Hunter Christmas Special” in which Dog, Beth and Crew track down Santa after he skipped out on a hearing on a charge of elf abuse. Seems kids were getting whips and leather goods in their stockings after the elves spent too many nights with a drink called the “Naughty Latte” At the end, Dog urges Santa to change his ways and wishes all a happy holiday after collecting the bounty. Dog also gets a special Holiday gift after he cuffs all the residents of the Island of Misfits Toys and hauls them back to face justice. He gives the Abominable Snow man a share as a finder's fee.