.. I don't know why my doctor got so upset with me. "It's 4am. Why are you calling me? "You said take two pills and call me in the morning. You didn't express a time preference." ... The classic movie, "Fried Green Tomatoes" is being followed by a southern cowboy sequel "True Grits" in which a group of former Rebel cavalrymen pursue Yankees who have been eating the meal dish with sugar and milk instead of with butter. .... I guess Rush Limbaugh's invitation to keynote at "Asian-American Friendship Day" has been withdrawn following his imitation of a speech by Chinese by president Hu. "Hey, I just asked if what's on second," Limbaugh said. His standing gig as keynoter for Fat, Stupid White Man Day is not in jeopardy. The Chinese are planning a gift shipment of oxycodone and relations are expected to be smoothed over quickly.