... The Texas Board of Education, which has a large influence on textbooks because of the size of Texas book purchases, is insisting that the phrase "Robber Barons" be replaced in accounts of the modern industrial age. They will be renamed as “Heroes of Capitalism” whose right to growth was hundred by government interference. ... The National Rifle Association has started a new program called, "Guns for the Insane," to support its belief that a citizen's rights to weapons should not be denied because of mental instability. ... Following a charge ofgrand theft brought against her, troubled star Lindsay Lohan is being asked to act in a remake of the classic movie "To Catch a Thief." She's expected to be a shoo-in for the "Wynona Ryder Trophy". ....  What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and her father Billy Ray Cyrus? One is an empty-headed, immature individual and the other it s teenage girl. Actually, Billy Ray is trying to make a killing on a CD with a reissue of his hit. ... Malaysian police have arrested three men for stealing 725,000 condoms. Reports are they were supplying a Charlie Sheen party.