… Muamar Qhadafy is scheduled to appear in the “Axis of Evil, the Farewell Tour” and will also be featured in the Franklin Mint’s “Great Dictators of the World” series, which is sure to gain in value. … The Wisconsin Legislature has voted to replace Labor Day with a new holiday Business Owners’ Day. The weekend will be marked by ceremonies in front of the eternal flame at the “Tomb of the Unknown Strikebreaker.” There are also plans to replace the term “Labor” for the process of birth with the phrase “birth management.” … If the hit “Two and a Half Men” is ended, Charlie Sheen is scheduled to appear in a new comedy, “Half a Brain Is Better than None.” … There’s a news item that a London company plans to offer ice cream made from human breast milk. Not to be topped, “Ben & Jerry’s” will offer a concoction “Breast Best” which also has cookie dough and chunks of fudge. Executives rejected the first name proposed, "Tit for Tat." … My current doctor lacks the panache of my former family physician. I’ll never forget his classic phrase for prostate exams “Bend over, rest your head on your hands and smile. The smile is optional.” ... And the "Jeapordy" answer is "Guns and Roses." "Watson?" "What does the National Rifle Association think is a good Mother's Day present." "That's correct."