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RANDOM THOUGHTS: HUGH HEFNER

Hugh Hefner was still ailing from the impact of his 25-year old fiancée’s decision to break off the engagement.  But his doctor had an effective prescription for the octogenarian: take two 20-year olds, one in the morning and one in the evening, every day. However, Hef has now taken up with an older woman, a 27-year old, who likes the music of singer Roy Orbison. She probably learned about Orbison from her grandparents

. … A protest against the killing of Canada Geese was held this week in Manhattan. A much-larger competing rally was also held followed by a goose barbecue. … President Obama had to replace VP Joe Biden in the budget talks. He was afraid that if the talks succeeded, Biden would publicly declare the event “a really B.F.D.” … In his exit from the Fox network, Glenn Beck said his show didn’t belong on TV. I don’t think I could have said it any better. ... With budget-cutting still all the rage, there's a lot of benefit to come from privatizing government operations, especially all those national parks. Can't you see it now: Sequoia Mews, a new luxury resort. And the Playboy's Yellowstone Theme Park with Old Faithful renamed "Old Hef"?  Then there are the naming rights: The National Rifle Association's United States Congress.

 

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