… "Name this famous person," I asked a friend. "He sees you when you sleeping. He knows when you're awake." "That's Santa Claus, of course." "No, Rupert Murdoch." …. Men my age shouldn't chase after young women because if we catch them, we don't have enough energy left to do anything. …. The East Coast has joined much of the rest of the country in the triple-digit-range of the heat index. How hot is it? It's so hot I saw a robin microwaving his worm to cool it off. (RIP, Johnny Carson). It's so hot, I looked at the color-coded weather map and wondered why almost the entire country was voting Republican, and some states seemed much more committed than others. … If Texas governor Rick Perry enters the GOP presidential contest, Salesforce.com will issue a module for tracking the names and information of the Republican herd. You can't manage all this data manually. … Seventy-five former players have sued the National Football League claiming it concealed information about the damaging effects of concussions for the last decade. Apparently a substantial number of members of Congress are also retired football players.