I could not help but question how much starving artists go for these days and why anybody would want to buy one. This is very similar to when I see signs for “Self Storage” and wonder just why I would want to pay to store myself. Arnold Schwarzenegger will be starring in a remake of the musical classic, "Sound of Music". In the renamed, “Sound of Money”. Schwarzenegger will be singing that family favorite, “How do you solve a problem like Maria?” He will be the heftiest looking nun in the convent. With a tribute to his past, Arnold, dons his outfit as Conan the Barbarian, and ransacks the monastery. … And with the holiday season now behind us, we can count our blessings and the refunds from gift exchanges.  … There is a perfect solution for those who aren’t happy with any of the candidates for president, Democratic or Republican. Billy Crystal will be elected in a landslide after he promises to sing and dance his inaugural speech. ... And in sad news, the Aflac duck was mistaken for a goose and force fed to become a source of foie gras.