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RANDOM THOUGHTS: THE VIEW

And in sad news, two of the original My Little Ponies had to be put down after veterinarians determined they had suffered crippling leg injuries owing to their advanced age. Unfortunately, the Pony Friendship Express Train had to make a stop at the glue factory. To keep the franchise alive, Hasbro is introducing a male pony to the all-female pony lineup called Stud Muffin, who is designed to ensure future generations of the four-legged icons.
… The topics discussed on the morning talk show “The View” can be startling and graphic. This week, it involved a medical procedure that ..er .. uh.. that we can label tightening of lady parts. (They were more succinct). Tightening? Well, I suppose if you face lift is extreme enough, it could happen. Is this something for that special woman in your life? “Honey, do you think you might be interested in having that done?” This could really be the gift that could keep on giving.... I think the GOP presidential debates are getting a little silly. In the last one, Mitt Romney charged Rick Santorum that "Mother always liked you the best." To which the latter replied, "No, she liked you the best." "Did too." "Did not." ... The sponsors of the Tour de France have thrown in the towel and decided to allow all riders to engage in the practice of doping to put the competition on a level riding field. ... Bets are now being accepted regarding how quickly the name Jeremy, after basketball player Jeremey Lin, becomes the top male baby name, at least in New York City.
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