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RANDOM THOUGHTS; MICK JAGGER

Mick JaggerThe report that Rolling Stone Mick Jagger has had sex with more than 4,000 women puts him into an unchallengeable spot for winning the Wilt Chamberlain Lifetime Achievement Award. And this was a guy who complained he couldn't get no satisfaction. ...In the next in the series, Ice Age – Global Warming, the animals desperately try to find new habitat.
But they run out of food and began to eat each other before dying out. … This week in Nashville my stay at the Gaylord Opryland was my first visit since the flood of a couple of years ago. I thought the place would have made a good fish habitat.  But then again, they probably would have died out because they never would have found their way back to their spawning grounds. …Opryland was promoting a “Shrek Feast” for the younger set. I got a strange look when I asked some of the staff if I get could my Shrek Southern fried. ... With the Olympics just around the corner, I am looking forward to the heated competition for "Most Overblown Biographical Background", along with the always exciting fight for most interruptions for a sport in favor of covering more than one sport poorly. The always protective sponsors for the worldwide sports event are demanding that Greece change the name Mt. Olympus and that the state of Washington drop the name of Olympia as it capital. Greece is considering the name "Mt. Global Debt" to honor its most recent contribution to civilization. 
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