Usually, the story is told to show how people have a different understanding of the same experience. I believe the lesson is that if you are in the market for a new elephant, don’t send a bunch of blind guys shopping for it. … Most know that Prince Harry was at a party and got naked and someone took pictures. Hasn’t that happened to nearly all of us at one time or another? … Former football giant Michael Stahan is expected to start as Kelly Ripa’s new co-host next week. In rehearsal, the challenge has been to keep him from tackling the guests. ... I was organizing a convention for the Apathetic Party, but no one showed up so it was cancelled.