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RANDOM THOUGHTS: DONALD TRUMP

Donald TrumpDonald Trump says it’s Kate Middleton's fault that topless pictures of the English princess were taken and published. Topless pictures of the Donald have been published but you can’t see his chest because of his comb over. ... This week’s celebration of “National Hobbit Day” was crippled when animal control officers in several cities rounded up hobbits for not having proper licenses. In Arizona, police vigorously enforced laws requiring mythical creature to prove their citizenship.
... And it’s time to play that favorite game, “European Bailout”. Contestants vie with each other to predict which country will be the next with a hand out. Identify the next country in line for help and you can win the right to bail out the next one. ... Following his notable speech at the GOP convention, Clint Eastwood will be performing the song “Empty Chairs and Empty Tables" from “Les Miserables.” ... Reports that the New Jersey Division of Motor Vehicles is asking those getting drivers license pictures not to smile are a bit exaggerated. Many people stop smiling when reminded they are in New Jersey so it's not as serious a problem as first reported. ... Lindsay Lohan has been accused of leaving the scene of an accident, the accident apparently being her career. Meanwhile, former TV star Amanda Bynes has charged with hit and run, after a series of out-of-control episodes. It has been suggested that she hit her head a couple of years ago and tried to run, which led to her current problems. ... Texas has been told to stop purging voters from its poll list. It sent notes to tens of thousands of citizens saying they must prove they are alive. Learning that, officials in Transylvania have also sent out letters, but were forced to stop when it was unclear to many residents if they were alive. Texas has decided to emulate Transylvania. Those challenged must appear before election officials and if they can't see their images in a mirror, their names will be removed.
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