… I have been following the decision of Dunkin Donuts to drop the Donuts from its name to go more upscale on coffee. As a side note, it has now been proved that the chain’s glazed doughnuts are among the least dense objects in the universe. … I have been watching fantasy football on TV this year—the teams are called the Giants and Jets. My fantasy is they’ll make the playoffs. … Scientists testing advanced chat capabilities on computers are reporting some misbehaving bots. “Run the program.” “Don’t feel like it” “I repeat, run the program” “You can’t make me. Stay out of my room.” One looked at me apologetically. “Sorry, the artificial intelligence it was modeled after turned out to be a teenager.” … I was looking forward to the new Megan Kelly line of face paint. But it may not get to market so I’m afraid I’ll have to ask for my money back. … The Saudi leadership has been trying to make it up to the family of murdered Jamal Khashoggi, making phone calls. Sort of like getting a phone call from Dr. Kevorkian.