“ I went to the sponsor and asked, “Is the bride included or do I need to bring my own?” …. I was watching the residents of Whoville in “How the Grinch Stole Christmas “ and thinking what a great location for an enterprising young orthodontist to build a practice. … President Donald Trump is increasingly angry with former advisor Steve Bannon. But I thought it was a particularly low blow when the president called Bannon, “The original old man from Nantucket”. … The Star Wars movies have been very popular but they may be starting to show their age. In an upcoming title, Luke Skywalker uses the force to hang curtains and change a tire. … Saw a surprising TV ad during the Christmas said. It said, “Reindeer Games are now open at the new North Pole Spa and Casino.”… Went to the movie “The Shape of Water” over the holidays. It’s best described as a combination of “Beauty and the Beast”, “Free Willy” and “The Creature from the Black Lagoon.” It does give a new meaning to the phrase “animal magnetism”. The main difference between this title and the first named movie is that when the beauty kisses the beast, nothing changes. … You know the old saying, “If you can’t stand the heat get out of the crematorium.” …. \.” … Kim Kardashian has been seen naked so often in photos she now has tattoos marking optimal viewing sites.