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RANDOM THOUGHTS: LAS VEGAS

The people in Las Vegas are so friendly. There was this young lady Tuesday night who was standing near the entrance to the elevators.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: RODMAN

Somebody asked me if I tried the South Beach diet. I said I did but thought it had too much sand and seaweeds.

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RANDOM INSIGHTS: ROMANIAN DICTATOR

During our recent Danube cruise, my wife and I saw a show by me dressed as traditional Hungarian cowboys. That included a cart driven a taken of Hungarian gray oxen, who were often called upon to pull stuck vehicles out of the mud. 

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: NATALIE PORTMAN

During the safety drill on our ship on the Danube this week, one of the officers asked, “Are there any question?” “Yes,” I said. “Is there wi-fi on the lifeboats?”

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VIEWPOINT ANALYTICS DEBUTS

 Viewpoint Analytics has been introduced at this week’s Viewpoint Collaborate Conference. The platform is designed to provide self-service reporting and predictive analytical capabilities to contractors.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: GIULIANI

Lacking anything better to say to a neighbor who I was arguing with, I shot off,  “I take it you were attacked by a brain eating amoeba as a child.” … A couple of men have been arrested for getting off the designated path and leaning over the Old Faithful Geyser to take photographs.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: DEMI MOORE

Standing headlines for the political campaign: “Biden Stumbles”…  Former NFL coach and commentator Tony Dungy said he disappointed in Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots, because Kraft hired troublesome player Antonio Brown because professional football players need to be role models.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: PLACIDO DOMINGO

The nice thing about online gambling is you don’t have to worry about having to hitch hike to the airport after blowing all your cash. … Following his statement that hurricane Dorian threatened Alabama, President Trump plans a career as a meteorologist once he leaves office.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: BORIS JOHNSON

In the real life update of the Disney Classic “Lady and the Tramp, the romance is cut short when the kind new owners conscientiously have the two dogs fixed. They are also treated for fleas and mange. 

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: GOLFER KOEPKA

In the last weeks, two candidates for the Democratic presidential nomination have dropped out of the race. That only leaves 200 or so running, right?

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