…. Lindsay Lohan is staring in a remake of “The Parent Trap.” The twins are counselors who find out that the camp is in danger of foreclosure  and volunteer to pose nude in the camp newsletter to help raise funds. Unfortunately, the idea goes down the tubes when male counselors learn the twins will also pose nude for a couple of lines of cocaine. …. Now that there seems, finally, we guess, we’ll know for sure, someday, that Europe has come up with a solution for the Greek debt crisis that it has abandoned that last ditch plan to replace the euro with Monopoly money. ... With Halloween coming up, I was looking for a horrific costume. I was thinking of going as the unemployment rate but that was too scary.  ...