"George Washington Sentenced for Drug Trafficking." I asked if it was a President's Day sale and if in this story George says, "Father, I cannot tell a lie. I stashed my drugs under the cherry tree." But then it turned it's a guy named George R. Washington and his brother Ronald G. Washington on a big bust locally. ... If you have not missed it there is nude photograph, well, not in the complete sense of that term, of Kim Kardashian on the front of "QC" magazine this month. I'm planning a meeting for those who have not seen nude photos of Kim in a room in the local library. However, I really think she's gone too far with the nude spread in Farm Journal magazine. ... I'm waiting for when Kim and Kanye's children hit pre-teens. You know how kids are embarrassed by everything their parents do? Ought to be interesting. ... I did a vascular scan earlier this week—where they look at your system and try to find any plugged pipes or other problems. I thought it went pretty well. It was a bit disturbing, however, when the technician kept muttering, "Oh, my God, no." ... Russian track and field athletes have been found to engage in doping and may miss the Zika-sponsored Olympics in Brazil. But not to fear, Russian president Vladimir Putin, who has had a penchant for bare-chested poses, will compete in all the events and bring home the gold.