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RANDOM THOUGHTS: TRUMP’S CEMETERY PLOT
It was reported this week that Donald Trump has purchased a cemetery plot near a golf course in New Jersey. Actually, it was two plots: one for Donald and one for his hair. He dropped his original plan for a pyramid and for burying his servants and his possessions with him because he apparently couldn't find a practical way to bury his casinos.
… Speaking of the Donald, his endorsement of Mitt Romney for the GOP presidential nomination was also a surprise. The surprise was that Trump did not endorse himself. … I thought the pregame show was a little early and then I realized it was the pregame show for the 2013 Super Bowl. And MSG is planning a new channel "The Pre-Game Channel" which is "All pre-game, all the time." ... Madonna will update her "Like a Virgin" in her Super Bowl performance with "Like a Cougar." … Scientists believe they can explain the death of a cave man, whose body was recently found in Spain. They have read wall paintings as saying, “Will you stop watching the game and help me with the dishes? Get those wheel things out of the middle of the cave; you spend more time with them than you do with your kids. And can you wipe your feet before you come in and stop tracking mammoth blood all over the place? … I had a nightmare last night in which newspapers and magazines were going out of business everywhere. There would be no more comics and I awoke and thought, “Oh, damn.”
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