Facebook is starting a dating service. It also announced this week 50 million accounts have been breached. I’m beginning to think that using the service will be like writing your phone number on a bathroom wall.

A friend commented after I said I had started practicing my musical instrument after a long time away, that it “Must be just like riding a bike.” “I don’t know,” I replied. “I’ve never tried to peddle a trombone.” … I have decided to improve my tennis game by listening to those new Serena Williams’ relaxation tapes.

Saw an array of coffee at a store that had a blend called “Dakota Roast”. Ah yes, I remember my youth in the coffee fields of the Dakota? Oh you say they don’t grow coffee there.

In the latest reboot of Batman under development, the caped crusader is tazed by police after law enforcement received complaints about a suspicious character in a costume was hanging around a downtown neighborhood. His troubles continue after his cape is caught in an escalator and Batman is almost killed.