The waiter at the seafood restaurant asked if I wanted a lobster bib. “Aren’t they way too small for people?” I asked.

There was a TV show last week about “Overcoming Apathy” but I decided I didn’t care enough to watch it. … There is a new part o the series that includes Chicago, P.D., Fire and Med.  Chicago Water and Sewer in viewers follow the exploits of the intrepid workers who struggle to break of blocks in sewer pipes.

Scientists have uncovered evidence animals can breath through their rear ends in an emergency. We are waiting for a new phrase “butt breather” to take its place along with the time-honored “mouth breather”. I

 Some used my computer to look at a web page “Five buttermilk questions you were afraid to ask”. Just how threatening is buttermilk that someone would be afraid to ask a question. “Can I ask if you can drink it straight from the carton, oh, please no. no, no”. ...